Lynda Tabuya – the Slut from Room 233* – was sworn in as Minister for Information today by the Pedophile President*, Ratu Naiqama Lalabalavu, wearing a garish red pantsuit – the perfect outfit for the scarlet woman now in charge of the Coalition’s propaganda effort.
Take a look at this photo and you’ll notice that it was the Indo-Fijian, Susan Kiran – the Cabinet Secretary and Permanent Secretary for Information – who was wearing the more appropriate attire of sulu-i-ra, which most iTaukei women with any class would have worn to such a formal occasion.
You’ll also notice that Susan Kiran had a permanent look of discomfort on her face – the ignominy of having to witness the nation’s most notorious hussy, pornographer and liar swearing on the Bible to uphold the Constitution when she and her colleagues in the Coalition intend to do anything but. (That story soon).
It was all totally puke-inducing, though Susan Kiran – consummate professional that she is – managed to keep her breakfast down when most people would have covered that red pantsuit with what the late Australian comedy legend, Barry Humphries, famously used to call a technicolor yawn.
* “The Slut from Room 233”:
Slut: “a promiscuous woman or one with multiple sexual partners”.
1/ A “weed” and whiskey-addled Lynda Tabuya enticed Aseri Radrodro from the bed of his sleeping wife, Sainiana, down the corridor from her own Room 233 at the Windsor Hotel in Melbourne and they had “brutal” sex which left Lynda, by her own account, struggling to walk properly the following day. Her subsequent lies to the PAP disciplinary committee resulted in her being removed as deputy leader of the party.
2/ Lynda Tabuya – as co-chair of the government’s anti pornography task force – made a pornographic video that she later claimed she made for her husband (though she had told the Elections Office and FICAC she was divorced). That video was reportedly filmed by her lover, an iTaukei member of the British Army. It resulted in her being dismissed as Minister for Women, Children and Social Protection.
*”Pedophile President”:
As well as serving jail time for treason in the wake of the 2000 mutiny, our Head of State also stands accused of impregnating a 15-year-old girl who was the daughter of a member of his chiefly household in Vanua Levu.
The girl was reportedly disabled. The President has never been brought to account for the crime.
UPDATE: (WEDNESDAY AM)
Oh really? Who is she “banging” now?
Is that a wedding ring I see on her finger – hmmmm where is FICAC now ?
It doesn’t matter what she wears.
The whole world has seen everything under that.
And it ain’t that pretty.
Doesn’t look like “hand shake”.
It looks more “shake the hand”
Well something is shaking, for sure! 🤣
Nothing shaking there for sure, can’t resurrect a dead horse as they say…
He’s a ceke.
What a tragic clown…
Get ready Fiji for a bombardment of fake news, spins & outright lies from Minister Lousy Lier herself. Disgusting lot who are desperate to stay in power (not that I’d like to see the previous corrupt lot back).
We need credible, genuine leaders who hold public service at heart and are not there to raid the national treasury and line their pockets.
Just last week Lynda was publicly attacking Sainiana on her facebook page. She alleged that Sainiana was the person sending the manufactured viber messages and videos to others in an attempt to discredit her and that resulted in her losing her job.
Lynda’s fan club then went on a rampage to attack Sainiana publicly. The astonishing thing is that Lynda actually commented that Sainiana’s past was notorious for adultery so what happened to her recently was karma.
In other words Lynda was referring to her adulterous affair with Aseri Radrodro and saying that was karma for Sainiana .
It seems Rabuka is also rewarding Lynda for that public attack against Sainiana. Well Rabuka is Lynda’s uncle after all and that makes Lynda and Aseri’s ex wife Salaseini, cousins !
The plot thickens LOL. Lynda the slut by the way dressed as Jezabel today . The scarlet woman GD. Old habits die hard!
Did you know that Lynda’s three daughters are all pregnant? The eldest Mercedes is married and pregnant. Talei is a single mom. She’s given birth. And the daughter after Talei is also pregnant and no baby daddy in sight .
Indeed sadly the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!
GD if you want the screenshots of Lynda’s post against Sainiana last week- I can send that . Imagine the cheek of the woman to make herself the victim and attack the wife of the man she slept with.
Shamima Ali was nowhere supporting Sainiana. That support is reserved for Lynda specifically!
The online safety commission was not to be found during that period. What a joke of a country we have become.
If you look closely, even he can’t look her in the eye.
Two things if his not looking into the eyes.
1.Smell.
Mr President is sitting down, smell likely stronger .
2.His wondering about “that thing” as his right in front,head on collision.
We are all invited to look to the “Sermon on the Mount”….. in Matthew 5:7, where Jesus says, “Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy.”. Why not we do that, please?
Semi
So you are suggesting that we all forgive this person and allow her to be a Minister?
I think being compassionate or merciful is the point here. Irrelevant.
Its about having the right leaders for our nation. A role model for our women and daughters. That she is not.
She is bereft of any principle in the whole spectrum of life and let alone leadership.
We can be merciful to her as a human being, yes.
But she should not be a Minister or a leader
With respect, please come out of the gutter of anonymity so we may converse with dignity you claim to be champion of. What do you fear?…..uh……yourself been judged by the very yard stick you waving around? Goodness, you Fijian coward!
Semi my anonymity is irrelevant here. It doesn’t disqualify me from voicing my opinion.
Nor am I fearful of being judged.
Even if I am not anonymous and I am judged to be less moral and less principled than Lynda, (which I am not), there is a big difference.
I am not a government minister or leader and not a role model for the people of Fiji.
She is. That’s the difference.
Oh please, go away with your selective Bible verses to support those desperately clinging to power.
Mercy “follows” justice, it does not precede it.. go preach that to your relative SLR.
No, Mercy never follows justice! Mercy is afforded even in the absence of justice! Oh…nearly 80,000 Fijians afforded SLR that unexplained and undeserved Mercy in the most previous elections and since May 15 1987. You were one of those? Good on you, so you’re a merciful “Bird”..
Retributive Justice. It cost God his son so we can be forgiven. Don’t bring that cheap line forgiveness to justify the evil that this lady peddles.It’s numbskull Itaukeis like you who are cowards and defend evil.Take your relative Rabuka and the vakalapabures etc and FO to vanua levu
Ha…ha…ha…Phew…even God Himself changes His mind…Exodus 32:14, Jonah 3:10 Amos 7:3 to quote a few! SLR is a mere man, for goodness’ sake!!
Therefore, it is very childish to even think that mature sane human being like a few of our MPs who may have faulted on the way are beyond genuine reformation in character, behaviour and realignment of ethno-spiritual belief and professional conduct. One hundred and forty days (141 days) since SLR made that Prime Ministerial admonition is more than enough time for anyone to voluntary go through the life process aforementioned for the good of self and for country! Again we say…any “Manager” has the prerogative even the luxury to vary and wholly change decisions. I repeat, even mighty God Himself “changes His mind on a few pertinent issues for His and public interest! For now, SLR from Vanualevu is PM and will be for more years to come, and you’re not and probaly can never be!
Semi Meo, comparing Rabuka to God is bordering on the blasphemous. Christ said “render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s and to God what is God’s”.
Cynical political power plays for personal or group advantage are not in the least bit Christian. God doesn’t belong to you or Rabuka. He belongs to everyone. So kindly leave religion out of your grubby power plays.
Sir, hence, my comment “SLR is a mere man”. Far from it for me to blaspheme against God, Sir. Indeed, the Judeo-Christian God is available to be Lord of all who believe. As spiritual beings with a body it is inevitable that the inherent presence or person of God, we take where ever we are; home, work, politics, society, even during our grubby rants ! How good is that, Sir.
nanuma tiko na tauca o nomu slr nai sau ni nona i valavala,he will reap what he sowed in 87 …no one runs forever…he fears that and he knows it will all come to an end…we will all face the consequences of our evil actions ,he hasn’t faced his yet…it’s coming,the person he least expects will take him down and put him where he belongs….and it will be the end of this evil man who has bought nothing but ruin and racial division to our beloved fiji.
What about mercy for Bai and Kai. They didn’t even do what Lynda has done.
In the native interpretation of the vulagi bible there is no mercy for evil.
In the native vulagi book, only innocent porn queens, innocent adulterers, innocent bribery, innocent weed smoking, innocent pedophiles, and innocent bull sh1t mataganisaus are deserving of mercy.
So says the deceitful gods of degei and dakuwaqa.
Mercy is available to all, even to those who fans a tiny flint of fire into a make-belief roaring “Udreudre” of nothingness!
Meo-how about a bit of this: “Love your neighbor as you love yourself.”
Mark 12-30-31: The second is this: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself. ‘ [b] There is no commandment greater than these.”
Both the Old/New Testaments emphasizes the importance of extending the same care, compassion, and concern that one has for themselves to others.
Other faith traditions are built on the same foundations of love and compassion across the board regardless of our differences.
Love of neighbor must not only be for when it suits your agenda or to advance your skewered political view points.
Love for neighbor does not include hate and racism and bigotry. This love has to be unconditional.
I reckon ASK’s medical records should be sent to the new minister for her to review so that a decision can be made on his health. I think Lynda is perfect for the job now that she is minister.
Lynda’s credentials below, from Government’s FB page, after the swearing in ceremony. Good to know, as dear ol Fred at Butt Street would say, “interesting”! And it’s quite revealing too, especially her nexus with the current ODPP lot, among others.
Minister Tabuya is a lawyer by profession, having begun her career as a Prosecutor in the Office of the Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) in 1995. She has also served as a law lecturer at the University of the South Pacific (USP). She holds a Master of Laws in Constitutional Law from George Washington University in Washington, D.C., USA and a Bachelor of Law Degree (LLB) from Bond University (1995) on the Gold Coast, Queensland Australia.
Maybe its time to check with the George Washington University’s Registrar of international students records office.
Something smells fishy about Masters in Constitutional Law claims.
The very ambitious Tabuya dressed for this formal government ceremony like a person who selected her attire as a metaphorical gesture to flip the bird to anyone who had written her off . Ironically, this could turn into the political write off of the aged PM .
Not even in a “neutral” colour, but in such a glaringly red, makes my eyes sore! How pathetic of this so called honourable harlot who is a disgrace to be representing the women of Fiji.
Graham, a slight digression. I felt sick when I saw a video of an iTaukei man (on Facebook), attempting to rob an elderly Indian disabled blind beggar of his meagre days taking. Yup, can only happen in Rolex Rabuka’s Fiji. Meanwhile, I have never seen anything so bad as this in my life so far – and I have been around every continent.
Well this is the type of minister Native Fijians wanted. This is the type of person Native Fijians wanted to be in government. This is the type of candidate Native Fijians voted for. And who knows, this is the type of person who might want to become the future Prime Minister or President of Fiji.
These are the brand of plastic kaivitis(jaati) in the name of Jisu karisito.
The Minister of Porno Information! What a disaster for the Coalition Government in particular PAP and its leadership!
This is an insult to the people of Fiji – we all make mistakes but this porno queen takes the cake like nothing happens!
PM-SLR has no dignity left in him in appointing the Porno Queen of Fiji – this will be the downfall of the Coalition Government unless it changes its leadership – RAMBO is outdated and he need a good rest in his home village in Drekeniwai and repent his life to the God Almighty before the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ!
The Porno Information Minister in her first task is to allow all people of FIJI access her porno video so that they can see no harm in watching her video live for information purposes.
This is a disaster for Fiji – what we are telling our children that it is okay to be in a porn movie and become a minister of information
Isa o Viti – No more dignity by the current Government – it’s time for the PM and President to pave the way for the new generations of leadership
WELCOME MINISTER OF PORNO – QUEEN PORNO LYNDA TABUYA
Brutal then happy ending soon.
No one knew it was her until she stood up. That view from behind looked familiar and then they knew.
The choice of colour…the choice of style…was purposely worn to create an impact and to shout out to Fiji and the world that she won, that she’s redeemed.
A contrast to the unassuming and obscure Kiran who understood her obligation.
Both the Kirans. ..the Minister and the PS are a good examples for all women out there. They are the epitome of servanthood, leadership and resilience that the world needs today. No bells and whistles there ..just two women of wisdom, courage and strength quietly working away to make Fiji a better place.
I was wondering about this lady, a public figure and now minister again in Fijian government.
The world saw full exposure of her body and made into a movie.
Her porn watched by so many and under aged children, leave alone the adults.
Yet she is showing her face around.
How she feels when she looks at a mirror is anyone’s guess.
I have asked my daughter never ever be near her .
She doesn’t have any shame at all.
Isa noqu kalou.
Sa rere,
Qo ni viti nikua.
“Back with a Bang” screams the Fiji Times headline.
Who did she bang to get back into cabinet ?
Wrong headline
“Back after being banged “
She has already outlined her program as the new Minister, which is visiting people around Fiji to listen to them and gather information to serve better. Obviously she will be accompanied by her entourage all paid for by the grateful taxpayers. Madam has already started her campaign for the next elections even though it is 3 or 4 years away. What a good life she has.
Oi, Cavuka Minister 🤣😂
Wear jaba or dress with suluira. Reminds me of my ex with attention deficit syndrome. RIP.
Imagine entering a room/bolabola where at least half the boyz have seen Bubu’s half century bush. Been watching her closely. Conwoman, no shame this one. Maybe some screws rolling loose somewhere.
She’s nothing next to my Nadro che 😜 though #ohe brrt!
Both shaking hands are from same club.
Just checking on each other.
They are professionals of their own right.
One is for porn and other a phido.
Susan Kiran is raised well.
Daughter of former teachers.
Well respected.
Well regarded in the public service.
Her stomach must have been churning, poor woman.
Lynda, take a page out of Susan’s book. We know you are not even a sentence from that page but do try. Might learn a thing or two.
Susan Kiran for Woman PM of Fiji!
Let’s go!