The orgy of Coalition self-entitlement continues as the sole People’s Alliance backbench member of parliament – the porn star and ex-Minister for Bonking and Weed, Lynda Tabuya – lives it up in far-off London.
She is being squired around in the official diplomatic BMW – registration number “FIJI” – by the nation’s High Commissioner to the UK, SODELPA hack Jovilisi Suveinakama. But in what capacity?
It isn’t a ministerial visit because Lynda Tabuya is no longer a minister. So on what basis did the High Commissioner secure a meeting for the Queen of Tarts with the Conservative MP and Deputy Speaker of the House of Commons, Nusrat (Nus) Ghani?
Was the Deputy Speaker told that she was meeting a demoted Fijian backbench MP who had made a sex tape and was found guilty by her own party of a “sex and illicit drug scandal”? And would any other backbench MP in Fiji get the same exalted treatment? The chauffeur-driven limousine? The nation’s top diplomat in the UK literally opening doors for her, not just to the official vehicle but to meet a member of the British political establishment?
The Coalition’s bête noire and integrity attack dog, Alexandra Forwood, has demanded that the Prime Minister, Sitiveni Rabuka, give us all some answers as to why the Queen of Tarts is being treated like she is the prime minister.
In what capacity is she visiting the UK, Alex asks? Furthermore, who is funding this trip and is it for the Fiji Government? And just as pertinently as Alex puts it, does our High Commissioner “have a lot of free time to be escorting Ms Tabuya to these meetings?”
What an exquisite irony that having presumably requested a high-level meeting for the Queen of Tarts, the best “His Excellency” could secure is someone who just happens to be an “Indian”. And a Muslim. In fact, the first Muslim woman minister ever to speak in the British Parliament as a member of the former government.
Was Lynda Tabuya able to brief the Kashmiri-born Ms Ghani about the government’s intention to marginalise Indo-Fijians and other minorities in Fiji by reintroducing the 1997 Constitution and ending the common and equal citizenry and the common identity? No, we didn’t think so.
But you have to hand it to the British government. Lynda and the other iTaukei in her party are too gormless to realise that the masters of diplomacy made sure that the most senior official she got to meet is an Indo-British MP. But that’s the level to which Fijian diplomatic “smarts” have been degraded under Rabuka’s Coalition cronies.
Before the Queen of Tarts turned up in London, she told the local media in Fiji that she was travelling to the UK to lodge an official complaint against the long-time Fijian British resident – journalist Victor Lal of Fijileaks – for allegedly leaking her porn video ( he didn’t). Just as she went to Sydney to allegedly complain about Alex Forwood doing the same thing but did nothing but take a photo of herself outside the wrong police station.
We haven’t had a photo yet of the shameless hussy next to the revolving sign outside Scotland Yard. But can the Prime Minister also confirm whether Lynda Tabuya has lodged her complaint against Victor Lal? And whether she gained his approval as a government backbencher to do so?
Sitiveni Rabuka makes a habit of ignoring such questions, just as he “reserves the right to remain silent” about the source of his gold Rolex. But the Fijian people not only have a right to know about that. They have a right to know whether their taxes have been used to send Lynda Tabuya to the UK on her self-serving mission to try to give a veneer of respectability to her scandalous conduct that is a disgrace to the government and a national embarrassment to Fiji.
UPDATE THURS AM:
Notice that Lynda Tabuya doesn’t say what she and the Deputy Speaker of the House of Commons discussed during their meeting.
Yet here’s Nusrat Ghani’s own account that tells us precisely what they discussed. And it’s the usual drivel the Queen of Tarts peddles to try to cover up her scandalous conduct in Room 233 and her pornographic video – casting herself as a victim along with genuine cases of cyber-bullying and exploitation.
Did Lynda Tabuya make Nusrat Ghani aware of her “sex and illicit drug scandal” in Room 233 of Melbourne’s Windsor Hotel in August 2023 that got her fired as deputy leader of the People’s Alliance?
Did she make her aware that she made a pornographic video of herself dancing naked that prompted the Fijian Prime Minister to sack her as Minister for Women, Children and Social Protection and relegate her to the backbench, where she remains?
What do you think, Fiji?
This woman not only thinks that she can fool the Fijian people. She thinks she can fool foreigners in senior positions in countries friendly to Fiji.
In this instance, she has compromised the Deputy Leader of Britain’s House of Commons and Fiji’s relationship with the UK. And she and the High Commissioner – who does know the details – are unfit to represent the nation at any level overseas.
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FACT ONE:
FACT TWO:
Let’s see if the voracious British tabloid media gets hold of this story. Because Lynda Tabuya’s conduct in Fiji is one thing. Misleading and compromising a senior office bearer of the House of Commons – the ancient seat of British democracy – is quite another.
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POSTSCRIPT:
Meanwhile, back at home. I wonder who they have in mind?
I wonder if she shared with Ms Ghani how to get high and the bedroom antics required to not walk properly? Or perhaps she was there trying to find out if Ms Ghani had any Bollywood connections so LT can be cast in the next Bollywood sexual horror film.
I do recall somewhere that LT had been compared with a former Miss Universe.
‘Had been compared to’ or ‘ did she compare herself to ‘ ?
Playboy meets playgirl in Londoni.
Miss universe yeah right any bets on where’s the next police station photo session 🤔.
FijiLeaks has this:
https://www.fijileaks.com/home/love-rat-in-london-the-fiji-high-commissioner-to-united-kingdom-jovilisi-suveinakama-refuses-to-respond-to-questions-whether-the-woman-living-with-him-holding-diplomatic-passport-is-live-in-girlfriend
OMG. Just simply, OMG !! Speechless. How blatant an abuse is this? And what does our esteemed leader have to say about this? ‘I’m not aware’ won’t cut it this time Buka. Is she familiarising herself with the protocols in readiness for becoming the PM? Or is she in London celebrating the 50c rise for the workers? Or checking Room 233 in London?
“ Jolly good. I say, all the way from the colonies.? Travelling First Class one presumes? Rather marvellous wouldn’t you say? You do look awfully tired my dear, a Gin and Tonic perhaps? Oh golly gosh, I do forget, a Jack, but of course ! …. What was that my dear? Oh I see, no dear, it may not be appropriate for you to meet our Charles”
Duavata News Facebook page reported two stories on the ex minister Tabuya in Kenya March 26 2025 with pictures from her TikTok account in the stories , even feeding the giraffes
How delightful for the ex Minister to swing by London a week later.
Politics the gift that keeps on giving , literally .
‘Member of Parliament and former Minister for Women, Children, and Social Protection, Hon. Lynda Tabuya, is currently attending Wilton Park’s World Changing Dialogue in Nairobi, Kenya.
The exclusive event, hosted by the UK Foreign, Commonwealth & Development Office, is a high-level forum bringing together 50 global leaders and experts to discuss pressing international challenges.
Hon. Tabuya, who is the sole representative from the Pacific region, expressed gratitude to the UK Government for the personal invitation and acknowledged Prime Minister Sitiveni Rabuka and the Fijian Parliament for approving her participation….’
I nearly fell off my chair when I read sole representative from the Pacific .
Queens English to honour the occasion: It is of utmost importance to understand the context of this high level visit by the Honourable queen of porn.
Firstly, once left alone she has the urge to receive sexual healing. The British soldier with crushed marbles spread inside the skin of his banana (reference military doctors) is close by to provide the much needed healing by the Honourable queen.
Secondly Jovilisi Suveinakama from the photo also looks quite hungry for some burger and thirsty for Milkshake. Honourable porn queen wouldn’t mind satisfying this hunger while army cadet plying his trade on the rugby field in the weekend.
This is another exciting week to shoot and accidentally release some videos, all for the benefit of her “defacto” husband.
Rolex Rambo is waiting for more videos to assist in 2026 election.
This trip achieves all relevant government objectives.
You always introduce yourself in your current role. Not former this or that.
For the attention seeker, it’s the only Fiji MP without a portfolio, lol.
In the cloak and dagger world of diplomacy, this is one of many appointments on her diary and due to the low rank of the guest of the Head of Mission, it’s most probably out of respect for his high office as a representative of the President.
One of those codenamed “File 13” meetings where the host is taking a breather talking about unimportant things before she moves on to more important issues of national importance 😁 in her next appointments. osooo..
Next stop, is it the married British Army boyfriend for this side-piece? 🤣💩
Lynda and this government including Biman, Rabuka, Manoa and others are simply living by one rule…make hay while the sun shines.
The poor voters can suck it up.
Doesn’t the phrase Social Climber come to mind.
Crass.
A cheap classless wannabe who manipulates people and situations to promote herself. Delusions of being royalty / stately like.
Birds of a feather with Pramesh Sharma and similar shameless maggots.
(Swindled) money can buy as many designer glasses as this irritant person flouts, $$$ can buy a Rolex. But $$$ cannot buy class.
Now there are sacrilege of cemeteries and Hindu temples.
In social media ,there are comments about sending Kaindia back to India .
Some iTaukei are sick. Beyond mental illness.
Not being racist here but, yes, some are really sick .
Some have been discussing about killing and chasing them away, then taking everything from kaindia.
They have gone back to the dark ages.
Valaloma to this type of people.
None of their very own itaukei,like the lawaki talatala and lawaki politicians have come out condemning these acts .
This is 20th century Fiji.
Not only are government vehicles misused – for personal purposes – in Fiji but also in Fiji missions abroad!
The BMW with FIJI license plate – license to do anything we want for personal use in this case – is so strategically placed in the poser’s photo. Wouldn’t it be telling if she was instead driven around in the silver Mercedes van which is the other govt vehicle in the fleet?
Didn’t the DPM Biman issue a reminder statement recently about the guidelines for use of govt vehicles! But of course rules don’t apply to some.
With a swipe of her Prada handbag Lynda smacked Sashi into a corner. Shouldn’t Sashi have gone for one of these jollies. And I don’t see any pictures of the 50 delegates or serious meetings.
It is probably personal gift from Dada Rambuka for not giving her back the ministerial position. Speaking of which I wonder if her salary has been reduced to the position she now clings to.
No end to the spending or the madness – read Fiji Times story today about FSC chair Nitya Reddy ( the unemployed beneficiary from NZ who was on social welfare benefit till Charan came to power) – $111,000 in travel for 1 year, that’s nearly 10k monthly for travel only minus holiday break, forget what he gets paid as chair above this, costs of accommodation, food and whiskey during these trips – where will this end – Nitya ( motor mouth) is raping the system like this entire govt machinery – Nitya Reddy and Queen of Tarts are tip of the taxpayer $ gravy train.
This is the Koco fijians call it after change in government.
Kocokoco all the goodies.
Overseas trips
Watch sevens
40 ministers
Under qualified people made head of departments
You name it
Koco!
Look at those black boots on this ITaukei Kalavo posing with the Uk member of Parliament, maybe got her training at Sukuna Park, BTW did she mention to Ms Ghani her hatred and dislikes of Muslims, and Indians in General, peddling her lies about the ex AG and how Muslims were about to take over Fiji pre election?? Being a Muslim born in Indian Kashmir, wonder what Ms Ghani had to say, her Maadua look in the photo says it all….
They are all the same! They think their immoral, lewd behavior is the norm. This man that represents Fiji in London took his girlfriend and not his wife, for God’s sake, as did that Punja guy when he was in Canberra, leveraged by his father!
Now we have another well-known philanderer in Canberra, always looking for a panikkeke on the side and there to serve the Guji businesses. Was he born in Fiji, or are his parents from Fiji? When the leaders of this coalition lack integrity, are immoral, dishonest and self-serving, and are okay with the manipulation or strategizing by this filthy bribe-giving slut, then there is no hope for Fiji!
While Jovilisi is a failed diplomat, Lynda is a failed iTaukei businessperson. (Not using Hon or HE as both are shameless and dishonorable).
Rambo was concerned last year that just under 5% of businesses are iTaukei owned. Despite all the government support over decades!
Yet compare the objective of establishing Fijian Holdings in 1984 below, with its Chair’s revelation just this week. Rambo (FHL shareholder?) first stepped into the national scene in 1987, only 3 years after FHL’s birth. There must be a link then to these sad stories. Still and will never ever be resolved.
Fijian Holdings Limited (FHL), established in 1984, aims to accelerate iTaukei participation in the Fijian corporate sector and enhance their socio-economic standing by investing in various sectors and providing business training opportunities.
https://www.fbcnews.com.fj/business/fhl-declares-4-1m-interim-dividend/
Fijian Holdings Limited has announced an interim dividend of $4.1 million.
Chair Rokoseru Nabalarua says the declaration reflects the strong cash generation at FHL despite some weakness in group performance.
She may have failed in business but made money out of porn movies.
Under statement my friend.
Yep, super successful with her illegitimate ventures (porn, drugs, sex etc.), but a total disaster as a legitimate business owner in the US. Doing well though in Fiji’s construction sector with state contracts through “divorced hubby”. Fishy!
LQ turned a $25m government loan to FLH into a grant. Viola!
Prior to public announcement, cue insider trading by elite itaukei running into millions.
Followed by $40m agriculture scam.
The gravy train for this individual continues. If it was not funded by the Commonwealth Office the Fiji taxpayer will be paying around $27,000FJD just in airfares! Plus of course the cost of accommodation and allowances. So around 50,000FJD all up.
Then as others have pointed out she is a backbencher, so Fiji and the Pacific was not represented by a Minister but a garden variety MP. Nothing like insulting others by sending this lowly person, whose antics are well known in Fiji and the Pacific.
Plus of course a side trip to London, just so she could be squired around by the Fiji High Commissioner, another person who has a less than complimentary reputation. Wonder if we will see a photo of her outside New Scotland Yard trying to tell us she has laid charges against Victor Lal? Of course, she will be grandstanding despite it being absolutely certain the UK Police will tell her No!
Another example of Lynda taking the people of Fiji for a ride at their expense.
Bula GD – you need to investigate Nitya Reddy who was unemployed for last 10 years, he was on unemployment benefit and his only source of income was his wife who is a teacher in south auckland school. Furthermore, he is currently on Gold card benefits received by beneficiaries over 65 in NZ – expose this man please – another PAP leech.
What a waste of time! She could have at least stopped off in Washington DC. Twirled her nappy hair and batted her eyelids at that orange idiot.
Now we gotta pay more for grog. Sonofabeach!
Strange developments are unfolding under the Coalition Government, the latest being disgraced, MP Lynda Tubuya’s meeting with UK Conservative MP, and Deputy Speaker of the House of Commons, Ms. Nusrat Ghani, in London.
What was the purpose of this meeting, and in what capacity was Tubuya meeting the British MP? Who funded her trip to London, and is she authorized to travel in the High Commissioner’s car? Could the High Commissioner clarify the basis for facilitating this appointment with Lynda?
It seems Lynda attended an event in Nairobi, Kenya—though it’s unclear why she was chosen. Who nominated her to attend, and wasn’t there someone more suitable to represent Fiji?
While in Kenya, she appears to have arranged a stopover in London, possibly in collaboration with the High Commissioner, to set up the meeting with the British MP. This seems to have been a strategic move to make the stopover appear official, justifying and allowing her to claim travel expenses. The question is, was this detour approved by Prime Minister Rabuka, and if so, on what grounds?
This raises concerns about the misuse of taxpayers’ money for non-essential engagements. It’s yet another example of the Coalition Government’s tendency to take unnecessary overseas trips, regardless of their relevance. And, let’s not forget the questionable quality of the High Commissioner, who arguably shouldn’t even hold that position.
Prime Minister Rabuka has failed miserably in providing the leadership expected.
So much jealousy GD.
Fact : The 1997 constitution enabled the first Fijian PM in 1999.
Fact: Under Bai and Kai’s CONstitution, no Fijian of Indian descent will be PM given the current demographics and growth forecast.
Fact: 1999 constitution enabled a grand coalition between the largest parties in Parliament including the Opposition Labour Party. Too bad Mahen sulked and didn’t want to join.
Fast forward, he and his friends (Jokapeci Koroi) openly encouraged the military to take over Government (which included his own Labour ministers). He showed his true colors by joining Bai only to be kicked to the kerb by smart Kai.
MPC will never get to Parliament again. People can see past the facade and see the real conniving and ungrateful person.
GD Rabuka will never learn because Lynda has firmly established herself as the Queen of Spin! Any Govt that takes her on as an MP or as elections candidate will run risks ! High risks of public misconduct and disrespect to the integrity of our people ! Her 2nd video captures herself in a black party dress! Playing with herself. Undressing for the person also clearly caught on camera as they share a video call!
Her eyes are glazed and she definitely is very high at that time where she’s engaging in video sex! And she has an orgasm and this can be literally seen as she places her phone right in front of her vagina exposing the moment. (FOLLOWING EXPLICIT CLAUSE REDACTED ON THE GROUNDS OF TASTE)
So….its always going to be waiting ! Baiting Rabuka and anyone else that thinks this low life that stole money from retired Americans and ran away to Fiji- can run as future leader of Fiji. Nah! Rest assured ! Too many people have those videos in safe keeping and each know the job! Destroy anyone who’s going to think they can insult our people’s intelligence and moral standing.