The sight of Lynda Tabuya in earnest conversation with Fiji’s only (or is it first?) psychotherapist, Selina Kuruleca, is giving the nation hope that maybe she is starting to realise she needs help.
Or is it that Selina – the new Permanent Secretary for Justice – has heard the same rumours we have that the Prime Minister has earmarked the Queen of Tarts to replace the disgraced Siromi Turaga as Minister for Justice and is sucking up to her?
Let’s hope these rumours come to pass and there’s a couch at the Justice Ministry in Suvavou House where Lynda can lie (no, not that kind of lie. For once) and pour her heart out while the PS takes copious notes about her compulsive inability to do the following:
1/ Tell the truth. About anything.
2/ Keep her clothes on and keep her private parts private.
3/ Keep her marriage vows and stop humiliating her husband and children.
4/ Keep her mouth shut when the PAP has thrown her a lifeline but it is all about her, not the Party.
5/ Keep out of trouble full stop.
Coming soon on Grubsheet, Lynda Tabuya’s latest mendacity, her defiance of a PAP directive to shut up and Victor Lal fights back.
The woman is nuts. Can Selina the Shrink help her? An anxious nation prays for relief.
She needs the online save me, look at me commissioner. As long as he is not exposed anytime soon himself for his stunt in pretending to be a white man and hitting on Fijian men on a dating website overseas. Fijians are laughing their heads off at the kava bar in Auckland checking him out. Va ya na cyber bullying itself.
LT will come back as a Minister, it is only a matter of time
Poor LT, had her privacy breached and victim of cyber bullying
Been traumatised and so badly brutalised that she doesn’t even know if she has a husband or not
Even worse, makes an instructional video with her “husband” or was it for her husband
Pumped Banged and Seduced (PBS)
She is very conscious about the welfare of the military – maybe Minister for Defence
After all, the extra incentives offers, especially for UK based service personnel
Counseling, you think? Hardly. Even if she tried with that shrink, not gonna change a thing. Expect more of the same…Tis the nature of the beast.
Must be discussing on a new advertisement to save turtles. Trying to rope in the PS for Justice to be part of the video Ads to be made viral soon. Please save the turtles video ads, Selina can join Lynda to be front people for it. Most likely the videos will be vulgar at least.
Anyone who needs counselling are the ones who viewed her nude video.
Please go to the FBC story on FB 5 hrs ago on the Queen of Kalavo Lynda saying “ I am still standing “- read the comments by people and their reactions ! If the Pornogrpahic Altogether People aka PAP still think she will pick up the votes next year then think again !!
Women keep your husbands safe from that slut!! She will steal your husbands or sleep with them in your house whilst you are in deep sleep in the next room!
Two things of note:
Photo#1 shows another new pant suit from her wardrobe of a thousand suits and dresses and ear rings and of course fancy glasses, all courtesy of ill gotten $$$millions from innocent clients in the US.
Photo#2 shows a damsel in distress arriving at Suva Point having walked on water all the way from Kadavu Island, her head thrown back and sulu flying in the wind. Walks on water, free as a bird and untouchable in the Land of Buka.
Nephew or whoever is so prominent that he has barely managed to keep a job for more than 6 months at a time anywhere. Just look up his profile. But for Fiji he is prominent.
Fiji has way more qualified individuals than him. It is a joke.
A little birdie tells me that there was a case of a prominent Fijian pretending to be a white man on an online dating app hitting on indigenous Fijian man. Guess who was claiming to be a white man? Talk about cyber safety yourself!
As always if he survives or keeps his job for 6 months it will be a miracle. He will be Fiji’s Jesus for Christmas.
So now everyone will show fake sympathy for Lynda. She needs counseling? She’s hardly the victim. The real victims are the females who have to settle for watching low quality local porn stars like Lynda, instead of being able to watch quality foreign porn stars like Bonnie and get off. Why are female viewers of porn in Fiji treated so harshly? Why is Lynda scared of foreign competition? Is it because she knows that no female in Fiji will watch her porn but instead choose to watch hot foreign female porn stars?