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# THE QUEEN OF TARTS. A CHRISTMAS GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

Posted on December 24, 2024 40 Comments

Not again. Er, yes. Again.

I honestly thought I had seen it all with the outlaw and thug, Salesi Temo, confirmed this morning and sworn in as Chief Justice when he is a serial violator of the Constitution and totally unfit to be at the apex of the judiciary and the state. But no. We have a fresh scandal in the form of a new pornographic video from Lynda Tabuya – the Co-Chair of the government’s Taskforce on Pornography and Minister for Bonking and Weed.

I am prevented by Australia’s eSafety laws from showing you the complete video that is circulating on social media of Lynda Tabuya cavorting in front of a camera with “bush” and butt in full view, dancing like some trashy pole dancer for everyone to see. But believe me it is gruesomely graphic. And it is real. Because there are those turtle tattoos that established the veracity of the pornographic images that she sent to her lover, Aseri Radrodro, from Room 233 of the Windsor Hotel in Melbourne in August 2023.

The Prime Minister has now sent a letter to his Minister for Bonking and Weed, – aka the Minister for Women, Children and Social Protection – demanding an explanation. But hey PM. Just sack the woman. Because she is not only a disgrace to your government but she has again highlighted your complete lack of judgment in not getting rid of her when you had the chance.

I am still so angry about the confirmation of Salesi Temo as substantive Chief Justice that I really don’t give a toss about Lynda Tabuya and her latest antics. But it is yet another nail in the coffin of the credibility of a government that is completely out of control.

Why on earth would Sitiveni Rabuka have made Lynda Tabuya Co-Chair – with the pathetic Manoa Kamikamica – of the government’s fight against pornography when she makes the stuff herself?

I am trying as faithfully as I can to fill myself with the Holy Spirit as Christmas approaches in the coming hours. But like many Fijians, all I am capable of is revulsion at the conduct of these clowns, who are an affront to Christian values and are storm troopers of the devil.

Un-ber-effing-believable.

It’s those turtles again.

Again, a reminder of the letter the Prime Minister sent to Lynda Tabuya removing her as deputy leader of the People’s Alliance that has never been published by a single mainstream media organisation in Fiji.

He kept her on as Minister for Women, Children and Social Protection. Now he has no choice but to sack her. And the Fijian media should hang their heads in shame.

An image sent to Aseri Radrodro from Room 233. The rest were censored by Facebook and Australia’s eSafety Commissioner.

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  1. Idiots everywhere says

    December 24, 2024 at 6:41 pm

    In my opinion, the minister is the most qualified and the ideal person to lead the Taskforce on Pornography as she has first hand experience. What is more, she has first hand experience because she has obviously bonked numerous guys around the world. So all this makes her the ideal person for the job. Even if the PM sacks her, she should be able to retain the Taskforce on Pornography job and she could then be given a diplomatic posting as a reward for her being a role model for her daughters and to the aspiring young girls in Fiji.

    The government has a history of appointing truly qualified people to match their roles. The CJ’s appointment today is the best example of their appointments.
    The people of Fiji could not be so blessed that they have the most qualified people in the roles they serve in.
    Those vulagis who keep complaining will never understand the iTaukei culture.
    Because they will all go to church tomorrow to praise the Lord.

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  2. John Susau says

    December 24, 2024 at 6:49 pm

    Bula Graham, link to the video please haha.

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    • Graham Davis says

      December 24, 2024 at 7:10 pm

      Can’t because I am not on Facebook, and even if I was, I can’t by Australian law because I don’t have Lynda Tabuya’s permission to share it. I am sure you can find it elsewhere.

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      • Wtf is happening in Fiji says

        December 24, 2024 at 10:47 pm

        If you find one link pass mada 😂

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      • Vilisi Nadaku says

        December 25, 2024 at 6:29 am

        No harm in asking😃

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    • Just when u thought it couldn’t get worse says

      December 24, 2024 at 8:31 pm

      No doubt you are asking for someone else😅

      Reply
  3. Horny minister says

    December 24, 2024 at 7:11 pm

    I reckon this is a private thing. She was obviously really horny after taking some weed, alcohol and whatever else she takes. And being an iTaukei woman, she has all the right to display her feelings openly at the time while on a high. It is only natural and when you think about it we all get horney once in a while – some more than others.
    I reckon she should be given a promotion and be made prime minister. She has all the right qualifications and experience now.
    She is the only person who is capable of setting the highest standards. I am sure all the womens movements will endorse what I am saying by remaining silent. So will all her colleagues in parliament, especially all the ladies.
    As for Baimaan, I am sure he will remain silent and leave it to the PM to deal with it.
    Interestingly, can anyone tell us whether the minister became this horny that she thought it fit to made a video, before she was minister or after?

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  4. ROTFI’s Patriot says

    December 24, 2024 at 7:23 pm

    The “bush” lawyer making headlines yet again. I bet if we go to votes right now, she will surpass her tally from 2022. Rabuka can’t afford to let go of the ‘fan-favourite’.

    Rabuka seemed like he’s seen the video before.

    In fairness, it’s not LT’s fault that her video was leaked. It’s her stupidity in making the video in the first place.

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    • Bush Ranger says

      December 24, 2024 at 8:34 pm

      ‘Bush lawyer’😅please stop I will die laughing 😂.

      Reply
  5. ROTFI’s Patriot says

    December 24, 2024 at 7:28 pm

    Hey GD, are the turtle tattoos inspired by the turtle on the Grubsheet banner by any chance, or vice versa?

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    • Graham Davis says

      December 24, 2024 at 7:41 pm

      Yes, it’s undoubtedly all my fault. It usually is. But modesty aside, the turtle is a symbol of Kadavu. Which is why I haven’t tried too hard to claim credit for Lynda adopting it as her branding motif.

      Reply
  6. Why didn't I leave in '87!. says

    December 24, 2024 at 7:29 pm

    The Minister of Women and Children?
    Un effing believable!
    She belongs in a mad house and so does her mentor, Rabuka, writing to her instead of sacking her immediately!
    I am so disillusioned in Fiji and all I want for Christmas is for Santa to get me the fcuk out of here.

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  7. Kamlesh Kumar says

    December 24, 2024 at 7:38 pm

    Graham, mark my word, nothing will happen to Lynda as Rabuka will not dismiss her from the Cabinet. This government is riddled with scandals but it will again be relected in 2026 with overwhelming majority. The i-Taukeis dont mind these things as long as they are in power and not Indians. In 2025 Pryde will be sacked, Aiyaz will be sent to prision along with Bainimarama. They will do their utmost best to change 2013 constitution as now they have Temo as Chief Justice and Naiqama as the President.

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    • Anon says

      December 24, 2024 at 8:23 pm

      The video was stolen. It was a private video between two consenting adults for Chris sake!

      What married couples do in the privacy of the bedroom is none of our business.

      Stop the perving you wanking perverts.

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      • Graham Davis says

        December 24, 2024 at 8:43 pm

        “For Chris sake”? The DPP may have been short of money to defend himself. But I don’t imagine that he would be keen to benefit from this.

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      • Peceli Kamanalagi Tulele says

        December 25, 2024 at 11:17 am

        Why are we seeing and discussing somebody’s private life, when we have important and more delicate issues to deliberate upon in regards to the moving and the development of our beloved country forward.
        “Merry Xmas everyone”

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    • Noodles says

      December 25, 2024 at 10:30 am

      One wonders if Jalal will offer any weeping thoughts in this latest saga. Or Shame-ima. Or other NGO women stalwarts of women’s and children’s rights.

      Last time they said it was more important to preserve and protect the coalition gobment than to worry about such trivial matters.

      If Santa Claus is not fit for CJ, and a pedo shouldn’t president, why should turtle remain a minister?

      Or may be the new old police commissioner will get his ass into gear and investigate this biatch?

      Wait. I know! Fiji porn task force could go after the weeding and bonking minister by filing a police complaint.

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  8. Wacol inmate says

    December 24, 2024 at 7:51 pm

    Temo is the right man to put the talibani leaders away in Naboro for good. That is why he was appointed.

    If you dont like the idea…then just bugger off.

    Moce Jo

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    • Augustine Tipuka Minimbi says

      December 24, 2024 at 9:21 pm

      Make us.

      Reply
  9. Power of the pussy says

    December 24, 2024 at 8:10 pm

    She may have increased her votes with this video. It is called the “power of the pussy”.
    I think all the men who have daughters now think she should be PM.
    This is Fiji, remember.

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  10. Horny Citizen of Fiji who now loves this minister 😂 says

    December 24, 2024 at 9:02 pm

    Anyone got a link or even anything to hint to a link of this video. I want it for… Research purposes

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  11. There is too much weed here. says

    December 24, 2024 at 9:06 pm

    The donkeyism in fiji of the fijian government has no depth and bound.

    And guess what…the PM is playing Mr DUMB again.

    Our standards have reached an all time low with the donkeys in parliament.

    I am certain that there are still her cheer leaders out there. This just shows the IQ of our citizens as well. It was never too high and it is falling each day.

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  12. Brain damaged says

    December 24, 2024 at 9:11 pm

    Is there a similar video of the FICAC lady? Please do not put it on here because I do not wish to get brain damaged and have nightmares for the rest of my life.

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    • Jeepers says

      December 24, 2024 at 9:44 pm

      😂😂😂😂😂
      Traumatised vakadua

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  13. Fijian vulagi says

    December 24, 2024 at 9:12 pm

    Rabuka’s time is over,he must step down simply because he has no qualities of a PM.He is by no means a leader of any sort.

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  14. Sanjay says

    December 24, 2024 at 9:21 pm

    Lynda has warned everyone not to share the video as it was solely for her husband. In that case husband shared it to others

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    • Anonymous says

      December 24, 2024 at 10:21 pm

      Please. F…Fcuk Sake! This is a private matter between two consenting adults.

      Who is the PM to judge ?

      The PM is well known for the kamasutra affair in the toilets of the Fiji Golf Club and the list of his illegitimate children all over the place.

      So why are you [GD and the rest of the kulina brigade] attacking a female mother like Lynda when you should be attacking your oen male examplar like Rabuka?

      Why is there one standard for women, and another standard for randy erect males ?

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    • Wacol inmate says

      December 24, 2024 at 10:24 pm

      Good. Its none of anyone else’s business.

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  15. Had enough says

    December 24, 2024 at 9:33 pm

    Fiji, this is your Minister for Children.
    The bitch is trying to tell us all that this was a consented video between two adults.
    Hang on. Isn’t this porn! Consented porn now circulating everywhere.

    Tabuya, listen here you fool.
    You are the duka that our daughters don’t need.

    PM, you useless swine.
    Sack her now.

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  16. Innocent doves cooing in private says

    December 24, 2024 at 9:37 pm

    On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me….two tattooed kadavu turtles 🙂

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    • Anonymous says

      December 25, 2024 at 10:41 am

      DYINGGGGGG🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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      • Happy mongoose says

        December 25, 2024 at 5:48 pm

        Expect Milamali, Qiriqiritabua, and Chutney Face to make a statement to strongly condemn the queen of weed, porn and bonking’s latest adventure.

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  17. So wrong says

    December 24, 2024 at 9:57 pm

    Husband? I thought she didn’t have a husband. Remember her FICAC statement.
    Olei Lyndah! You are one stupid fool. Never ending.
    Who are you going to ban off internet this time?
    Please just f’off from parliament.
    Your video is a hit now.

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  18. Anonymous says

    December 24, 2024 at 10:00 pm

    Are they husband and wife or not? In some stories they are, some they aren’t!
    Is he only not her husband for tax purposes?? What’s the go?

    I understand relationships can be complex but geez at least stick to a narrative!

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  19. Taukei Liberation Front says

    December 24, 2024 at 10:29 pm

    We are doing so already.

    Look at the migration numbers you dickhead.

    Rejoice. We are being liberated from foreign (vulagi) domination !

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  20. Lynda Dibenu Tabuya says

    December 24, 2024 at 10:48 pm

    😂😂😂 Couldn’t stop laughing watching these images.
    I mean, as a mother (probably grandmother too or soon to be), with daughters, how does one reconcile the sheer stupidity of blaming the public what is clearly HER and ex husband’s (for tax avoidance purposes only) responsibility to keep private.
    Kua na caka porn yarayara tiko, qai sakuca tiko na bula ni IT security. The public are watching it because you failed to secure its privacy.
    Private video or not, just resign. Sa raica o vuravura, lewe ni palimedi, the diplomatic community, ira na wekamu, ira na gone, na nomui cici, mimi!
    You’re not fit to be a minister, not even an MP. And you certainly do not represent me as a Fijian woman.
    Your PR BS to control the narrative is getting old.
    Sa rauta na mata kaukauwa lasulasu tiko. Sa sakuca na nomu bula.
    Step down NOW!! Or your party is doomed to fail in 2026!
    What a train wreck you’ve been from the get-go – shame on you, euuuww!

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  21. Augustine Minimbi says

    December 24, 2024 at 10:52 pm

    You can pass the video privately? It looks like it’s been scrubbed.

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  22. Chairwoman - Council of Vulagi Chiefs says

    December 24, 2024 at 11:30 pm

    Breaking news, PM Rambo’s letter leaked.

    Begins
    Privat and Konfidemtal – from PM number 1, some code words may apply.

    Dearest 233 – (code word eh)

    Na kerekere mada. AAP kitna jaante hain (how much do you know). As u know I am one who knows little- even if you write to me, provide me with a video ga ( pun intended), I will pretend to know nothing. Furthermore I will do nothing. There is nothing to be gained by doing anything that changes who I am. I have been the same since 1987. My ego is my purpose. As you know I have a big one, or so they say.

    Anyway enuf about me. You can read me like a book. You have seen me fully clothed, and you have seen me unclothed. Ther is no secret between us. I went to QVS. Would be a different story if I went to Natabua. You and I are non Viti Levu people. We are the team that will show Fiji that Viti levu desrves to me ruled by us.

    So let me get to the point. Why this secret between us. I have even the Vunibobo blues collection, the Miss Hibiscus collection. My own collection from 1987-1992 – Those were the days. That reminds me – I have to ask ministry of information to convert these into blue Ray. They tapes becoming mouldy. Who is the minister in line, do you remember is it Baiman ( code word eh)?

    Seriously let me have an unedited version of your video. Nothing will happen. I am toothless as they come. I must remind you that as minister for weed, bonking, and pornography, you should allow me as prime minister to be the first recipient of your projects.

    Vinaka Vaalevu
    PM number 1, since 1987.

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  23. Ninja Turtless says

    December 25, 2024 at 5:14 am

    What some of our learned people do not seem to understand is that once an individual is in public office, the scrutiny level increases to a point where it’s very difficult for an area of one’s life to remain private. Having said this, it simply means that Tabuya, who is on the public purse, needs to be vigilant and very aware of her responsibilities.
    As minister for women and children she should have known better. This had all the potential to be leaked.
    If what she says is true, then she needs to have some serious conversations with her husband. Did he do it intentionally?

    Anyways, the damage has been done. She must do the right thing and resign. She should take her ex Rabuka out with her. They’re both a national embarrassment and should never ever hold any high office of the country. This is indeed a video that hammers the point that Rabuka and the Coalition are unfit to govern.
    Where’s Biman? Apparently it seems he doesn’t care, or too shocked by what’s happening. Either way he’s a lame duck who doesn’t want to be involved as his future could be ruined.
    Welcome to the Zimbabwe of the Pacific. Fiji, the country where being a thief guarantees you a job looking after the money box. Good job Rabuka!!! How pathetic of you?

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  24. Burning bush says

    December 25, 2024 at 7:43 am

    Karma is coming full circle for this idiot..remember her asking for evidence in parliament for crimes of sexual nature committed against indo fijian women in 87, well here you go she’s slowly turning nuts and not even realising it. How ironic a women in charge of pornographic task force has her own nude video out for all to see. God save us this Christmas. A merry Christmas to you all and better governance next year?

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