The Prime Minister signals in a front page story in today’s Fiji Sun that the former Minister for Bonking and Weed – who was sin-binned for making a pornographic video – is about to return as a minister in the Coalition government as it prepares to face the Fijian people at the 2026 election. And minister for pornography is naturally the perfect portfolio because she’s an expert at making porn.
The Queen of Tarts has evidently won her campaign to be reinstated – fuelled by money and threats to go solo and compete against the People’s Alliance – and will soon be back in the cabinet. Which is proof conclusive that the more outrageous you are and the more you defy conventional political and moral standards, the more you’ll thrive in the Rabuka government.
It all comes hot on the heels of repeated reports that Lynda Tabuya was extremely aggrieved that she wasn’t dismissed from the PAP and axiomatically the parliament for displaying her ample “bush” and “butt” in the video she and her lover made that is now on thousands of Fijian mobile phones and is still being shared, whatever the law says.
Lynda was delusional enough to believe that if the Prime Minister had cut her loose, she would be able to play martyr and tens of thousands of ordinary voters would sigh ” poor dear” and vote for her in the coming election. And Sitiveni Rabuka is delusional enough to have fallen for her big bluff, just like he and an army of horny men have fallen for Lynda’s physical charms over the years.
As scandal envelopes her nephew – the new Online Safety Commissioner, Filipe Batiwale, who is the subject of a police investigation for allegedly misusing the Internet to defame someone else – Lynda has been in Australia trying to get the local police there interested in pursuing Alexandra Forwood for allegedly leaking her star performance as Lynda Lovelace.
Here’s the Queen of Tarts posing outside the Parramatta Police Station in Sydney’s west in yet another one of her monumental bluffs – trying to get the Australian police to investigate Alex Forwood for passing the Queen of Tart’s notorious home video to the Commission of Inquiry into the Malimali affair. Good luck with that.
This is a woman who continually scores own goals with behaviour that would exclude her from politics anywhere in the civilised world, except perhaps as the elected representative of a Texas whorehouse or a prostitute’s collective in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro.
The woman is completely beyond the pale – a liar, schemer, adulterer, drug-taker and pornographer who simultaneously holds the position of Co-Chair of the Coalition government’s Anti-Porn Task Force. And now she is poised to return to the heart of government by rejoining the ministry.
The sad thing is that this is not only a shocking reflection of the moral and ethical standards of the Rabuka government. It is a shocking reflection of community values in Fiji, where our elected representatives pose as pious, upright citizens in their Sunday best and then break all of the normal standards of conduct that our schools, church leaders and youth groups are trying to instil in our young people.
We cannot complain about the behaviour of Fijian young people when supposed role models like Lynda Tabuya break all the rules in the book – including illegal drug-taking – yet remain on a pedestal in public life. Sitiveni Rabuka is endorsing her outrageous behaviour and trashing the integrity of his government.
But hey, that’s Fiji. A lost cause where the unacceptable is the acceptable and the indefensible is defended by the man with the gold Rolex, who Lynda Tabuya allegedly supported financially before he made it to the top and is her “toy boy”, whether or not it is true that his own sexual history with her has blinded him to the obvious and compromised his own judgment.
There’s only one thing to do, Fiji, come election day. And that is to vote both of them out.
Ha ha ha. I told you she will be back.
Fiji is a forgiving nation.
Don’t dwell on the past. Let bygones be bygones.
Toso Viti.
Moron alert.
Graham, are you telling us you didn’t foresee this happening?? It was inevitable..
Nothing surprises me anymore but why is this important? Is my lack of sagacity the main issue here? What is wrong with you?
“Fiji is a forgiving nation”. “don’t dwell on the past”, “let bygones be bygones”.
The thoughts af a true primitive.
And then 75% of those living in poverty wonder why they are where they are.
Because they are teaching their children this rubbish.
Even though you my pretend to be the lost tribe of Israel, your brain is still primitive.
Sickening.
There is no other word to describe this. How much lower can this government go by allowing a concubine of many men and someone who has no moral shame, to return to public life?
Well judging by how Rabuka came back as PM despite the massive failures in governance in his first administration which people have conveniently forgotten or intentionally ignored, some will vote for this Queen or Minister of Porn.
Even ignore the blatant and wanton corruption by these ministers of Government as long they are lay preachers and attending and holding traditional functions and sucking up to the aid donors.
Most itaukei are suckers for bad ideas even if they know those ideas and personalities are bad for them.
So what about the Indians?
Are they not suckers too for sucking up to Biman Jhoot and Mahen Chod?
@Anonymous As long their businesses are operating and they are getting their degrees they don’t care who runs the government and what laws are passed.
Most itaukei are sucker’s for anything. As long as the perpetrator is Itaukei all is forgiven and forgotten.
Sorry GD but you left ‘drunken slut’ out of her CV in paragraph seven.
Just for the record.
This will be the new Ministry
Well, it was coming just a matter of time. Rabuka himself has given an indication that Lynda will reclaim her spot as a cabinet minister. It can only happen in Fiji under retarded brain Rabuka.
I am quite surprised why the Leader of Opposition (LOP) did not refer Lynda to the Privileges Committee for exposing completely naked in a video bringing disrepute and disrespect to the Parliament and to the people of Fiji?
LOP keeps failing in his duties or is he also warming up to the Coalition?. If he can’t handle LOP responsibilities, he should quit and give someone else the chance to lead. Or is it he wants both the position and the minister’s level salary and benefits that goes with it.?
Oh, Fiji, how fortunate we are to have such a paragon of virtue and leadership in LyT. Her recent endeavors have truly set her apart as the beacon of modern politics. She will be a great Prime Minister given an opportunity!
Who else could have the foresight to produce a personal video, ensuring it reached the masses, thereby promoting transparency in ways we’ve never seen before? Her dismissal from the ministerial role was clearly a strategic move to showcase resilience and the art of the comeback. The sin-bin approach in politics is brand new and needs to be patented by Fiji. It seems to work well in supposedly cleansing leaders of misdeeds in our context through short timeouts!
Her party’s unwavering support, choosing not to expel her despite the overwhelming evidence of her ‘dedication’ to personal freedom, speaks volumes about her influence.
And now, with whispers of her imminent return to a ministerial position – perhaps as PM after the next election, it’s evident that her unique qualifications and what she can offer are being recognized.
With such a trailblazer at the helm, combining the best of Trumpian flair with unmatched beauty and charm, Fiji is undoubtedly on the brink of an unprecedented era. God bless our beloved country – we’re in the most ‘capable’ hands. Our leaders so far have given us ‘sheets’, LyT as PM will give us ‘javelins’. Brace for it. Tagi Viti Tagi!
Debbie does Dallas
Lynda does Fiji 🤭🤭
Madam I just registered a business for grass cutting. Is it possible for you to do the advertisement for my company? ####Bush 🤪🤪🤪
Lynda has her hands on many balls. She can’t be kept in the back for long as she can squeeze those balls and make many cry.
And for those wondering, it’s Biman’s and Rabuka’s balls that she holds the tightest.