It has been almost two weeks since there has been any mention in these columns of the Fallen Woman of the Coalition, Lynda Tabuya, who has vanished into relative obscurity after being constantly in the news for months.
The Queen of Tarts and former Minister for Bonking and Weed finally seems to be taking notice of the demands by the management of the People’s Alliance to shut the “f**k up and stop bringing the Party into disrepute. And for that we should be truly thankful.
But what has happened to her dire threats to take legal action against Victor Lal in Britain and Alexandra Forwood in Australia for allegedly leaking her pornographic video that now sits in the phones of thousands of hot-blooded Fijian males and not a few women whose husbands have fallen for Lynda’s charms?
As far as Grubsheet can ascertain, absolutely nothing. Not even legal letters have been sent, let alone any sign of proceedings commencing. Which suggests that Lynda Tabuya’s bluster after the PAP gave her yet another reprieve was idle posturing and the customary empty threats.
As Grubsheet said at the time, there is zero chance of any action against Victor Lal and Alex Forwood succeeding except in the Queen of Tart’s own fetid imagination. Victor Lal sent the video he received from others to the Prime Minister for him to action and Alex Forwood gave it to the Ashton-Lewis Commission of Inquiry – both of them acting legitimately in the public interest.
Let’s face it. Lynda was sunk from the moment her husband, Rob Semaan, declined to endorse her claim that the video was intended for him when it is an open secret that it wasn’t. And any hope she harboured for an early return to the ministry was sunk when Sitiveni Rabuka told his resident pet at the Fiji Times, Cheerieann Wilson, that Tabuya has a long road ahead of her to restore her credibility and revive her political career.
The latest gossip is that she is to be joined on the parliamentary backbench by another one-time Coalition high-flyer who has also taken a tumble – Siromi Turaga, the former Grinning Assassin whose perennial smile has been wiped off his face.
The word is that Sitiveni Rabuka has tired of Siromi’s cockiness and incompetence and intends putting his nephew, Filimoni Vosarogo, into the Justice portfolio to replace him. It doesn’t seem to matter that Vosarogo couldn’t be attorney general because he had been found guilty of professional misconduct. The Constitution places no specific bar on him being minister for justice. So there.
Are the rumours true? We will soon see. But imagine Siromi Turaga and Lynda Tabuya together on the backbench as the only members of the Coalition without anything to do except plot. Now I’d like to see that, wouldn’t you? Two naughty ministers sent to the naughty corner.
Will they wear kalavata like Siromi and his wife, Pamela? And how will Pamela feel about her husband being anywhere near the fallen minister for bonking? Tsk, tsk. Now my own imagination is running riot. Though let’s just say the “Lady” does have form.
Never a dull moment in Fiji, eh? A communion of suffering for the rest of us that never ends. Until, pray God, election day.
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Cheerieann Wilson gets another front page story in today’s Fiji Times based on “growing concerns” from no-one who is identified on top of those “concerns” yesterday from no-one who was identified about the “pet boys and girls” of FijiFirst who are still in the civil service.
This time, the “concerns” are about the immunity provisions in the Constitution for coup makers, as if they are ever going to be removed while the beneficiaries like Sitiveni Rabuka are still standing.
Beneath a leering image of the PM, Rabuka launches into a rambling response that bizarrely mentions Shylock in Shakespeare’s Merchant of Venice and the recent mid-air collision in the US on the way to saying literally nothing new. Or make that nothing at all.
So why is it on the front page? Has the Prime Minister been guaranteed a certain number of follow-up stories in the Fiji Times in exchange for his weekly “conversation” with his pet reporter, Cheerieann, sitting adoringly at his feet? It sure looks that way. Because this is just rubbish.
It is time for the Opposition and other political parties to lodge formal complaints with the Supervisor of Elections about party political advertising dressed up as “journalism” in the election lead-up that is clearly giving the Prime Minister an unfair advantage.
And does anyone else find that photo strangely unsettling? Would you continue to trust your nation’s future to this man?
As someone famous once said, “That’s no Lady”, that’s my ex minister for women, children, bonking, dope smoking, lying and porn movie making.
A good Curriculum Vitae for any candidate for a seat on the back benches of Parliament.
She does not deserve to be a back bencher even because she will still be collecting a member of Parliament salary which she proposed to increase last year. The increase was approved and now she sits on her arse on the back bench collecting taxpayer money when she should have been thrown out of parliament on her ear.
It is a major stain on this government and especially the PM that it does not have the balls to make swift and tough decisions. This PM has no plan, no direction, no spine and no balls. A spineless slug PM leading our beloved country and allowing leeches like Lynda Tabuya to still be part of parliament. Biggest joke of this decade.
The way her sheep comment on her Facebook is interesting.
They don’t comment about her service or work. They comment about her clothes. About Gods blessings.
What I am trying to say is that her mindless sheep are just clueless and probably with less civil education too. They don’t see anything else but pretty clothes and this is what won her the votes.
As for Vosarogo, he is another clueless person with a wife showing the world that her family is so active while Tabuya tugs along. All they do is drink their greens and go on fitness runs. I wonder if the greens and the runs are providing any nourishment to the brain through. For now it looks like a fart brain for all.
I saw a post on her Facebook page. She was handing out certificates to some polytechnic students.
She looked pretty withdrawn, in her own haze and trying desperately to remain relevant. The smile said it all.
Then there was this one photo with men only. It was telling. No man wanted to look straight at the camera.
Well, if any of them were my man, I would be walking up and demanding that they remove themselves from beside her. I will never want the integrity of my man compromised beside a woman who is gutter level byitch. End of.
She suits the people in PAP. Her staying says a lot about that Party.
The one-time minister/dancer-actress has given up being in the limelight anymore.
Ha….gotcha!
Nah, I think the bigger concern these days is Punja’s kid allegedly trying to sell flour as cocaine. Absolutely incredible. Police are only charging him with possession of weed. But of course. Why bite the hand that feeds them? He sponsors their rugby teams.
Welcome to the narco state!
Wilson and Rabuka have been combing their heads using the same brush for years. This is while she is busy fixing his crown for him. That’s her special media tag. She likes fixing crowns.
Take a look at the hairline. It’s the same for a reason. The crown has literally taken a whole lot of new meaning for both. I wonder how do they keep straight when an interview is in place given their past history together. Sick, just sick.
😂😂
Cheerieann Wilson- why the “boomers” type of headshot DAILY in the FT?? You sure aren’t a model fighting for its crown nor are you popular with ordinary Fijians. Then why post your photo every day? I suppose that’s what you get from old people with phones and their attempt to take selfies…lol
Please, stop with your selfies errday you!!!
How many family members does the incompetent coupist have in the cabinet and government?
I thought Mahendra Chaudhry having his son as personal secretary to the PM was gross nepotism.
But Rambo seems to have taken it to another level with all his village on the government payroll.
Oh yes, nephew this, niece that, shagger this, jagger that. They come in battalions and the change agents wanting the change have nothing to say now.
Hilarious how many nepotism positions have been created in this government.
People were watching her porn way before Lal and Forwood sent that to relevant people that you mentioned GD. Even the police officers in Fiji had watched it way before.
Imagine trying to pin anybody down for her own pity but herself. She has traits of a child who was neglected or abused. Forget trying to gain attention but still not recognising her filth. Disturbing mind and behavior.
1)Why hasn’t her law degree been taken
away? Can somebody please file a compliant to the relevant Bars?
2) Did Lynda Tabuya have to declare being part of a bankruptcy in U.S. to run for office in Fiji? As far as I see, yes under Fiji law she should have. Why are we letting this slide?
3) sending a video of a minor out to thousands on Meta. How did that not result in sacking? That should have shown a lack of judgment and she should have been sacked on the spot.
( in any non corrupt country these are serious issues)
She has created so much havoc and shit that these seem smaller, but NO you cannot be in politics doing this kind of thing.
Lynda Tabuya,
A lot of women had high hopes for you. We were stupid to think you’d have better morals and ethics than the corrupt men in Fiji who have no respect for women, who cheat on their wives and abuse their office.
You had a platform to do something big in Fiji!
But what you and Shamima said is that if they can do it, you should be able to do it too. So you did what you wanted with no regard for anyone.
What kind of example are you setting of working hard and having integrity in everything you do? You are not able to talk about good values to our girls, are you?
And stop with the fake soft voice to hide your abuse of marijuana.
You are nothing. You have brought toxicity by your very presence and greed as a reckless person with a lust for power.
You didn’t think about how your actions affect children and future generations.
Fiji is in a bad place and you and your antics have taken attention away from needy families and children.
Let’s start with having police even show up to domestic violence calls or robberies for a start! They do not show up. Why are you not talking about this?
There is complete lawlessness. The poor children of Fiji are looking to adults to do something and yet you focus on yourself.
Look up narcissism and you fit the description.
I’m glad you have gone quiet. Go roll up your sleeves and get to work.
xxxGo roll up your sleeves and get to work. xxx
Or roll up another blunt.
USP Law Dept should look into it or relevant bar.
What’s the standard in Fiji for holding a law degree?
We won’t ask Wylie Clarke since we see he’s been “ compromised”.
No chance of her law degree or her admission to the Fiji Bar being struck off the roll.
You have the habitually drunk, lying, cheating and law breaking Tomasi Bainivalu as Chief Registrar. This guy was saved by his colleague so that he won’t get a conviction.
When you have nepotism, corruption, cronyism, and openly law breaking clowns who are working for the Government under the guise of independent offices, this is what you’ll get.
These imbeciles have been strategically placed by Rabuka to ensure none of these show performing monkeys are ever held accountable nor will they ever face the law for their crimes.
Wiki reminds us today’s Fiji issues have been present for a long time.
Bainimarama stated the aim was to “rebuild Fiji into a non-racial, culturally-vibrant and united, well-governed, truly democratic nation that seeks progress, and prosperity through merit-based equality of opportunity, and peace”.
In April 2009, he told The Australian’s Graham Davis:
“My vision for Fiji is one that’s free of racism. That’s the biggest problem we’ve had in the last 20 years and it needs to be taken out. It’s the lies that are being fed to indigenous Fijians that are causing this, especially from our chiefs who are the dominating factor in our lives. And the politicians take advantage of that. We need to change direction in a dramatic way. We need to get rid of Qarase and everything associated with the 2000 coup and begin entirely on a new path.”
Davis noted that Bainimarama had introduced greater ethnic diversity into senior positions, and suggested that “maybe that’s what drives Bainimarama most of all; the notion, however quixotic, of a multiracial meritocracy belatedly fulfilling the great promise Fiji had in its early post-independence years, when a visiting Pope John Paul II famously described it as a model for the developing world. Before the greed, the racism and the gun.”
Yeah, well so much for that. 🙁
They say hell hath no fury like a whore scorned. I suspect the ministerial drug-consuming whore is working in the background to drum up enough support and fabricated evidence to lodge complaints in the UK and Australia.
She has no doubt been asked by the Party to close her legs and her mouth (pun intended) given the damage she is doing, given 2026 isn’t too far away. Her videos have been leaked far and wide on the Internet, so anyone looking to support Tabuya in the 2026 elections should be aware of the sort of person they are supporting. While the text messages and nude pictures she sent Aseri havent fully made their way into the public domain, it is only a matter of time before they do. I suspect they will emerge around the time when the election is going to be held.
As for Turaga, the smile on his face says it all. He will be sitting right at the back, out of public sight. Both are snakes and extremely useless as ministers. As such, they deserve one another. Come 2026, these two need to be cast out by the people, along with this sleazy, racist and corrupt lot.
A lot of people who danced in the streets when the FFP moved out of government are the same people sitting on the sidewalks with their heads in their hands today. A lot of people who claimed the FFP was corrupt and self-serving have suddenly realised this government is openly corrupt, flaunts their bias arrongantly and ignores the laws of Fiji at every opporunity. The very idiots who voted these three parties into power have been sold out and suddenly realise that perhaps the grass would have been greener had the NFP and SODELPA sided with the FFP instead of PAP.
It’s not too late though. 2026 is coming and these corrupt individuals will be out to seek support from the very people they have spurned for the last few years. My only suggestion is that the people pelt these thieves and whores with stones and cast them out of your areas when they come to seek your support. Throw mud and cow dung if you have to but do not support them or your country is lost. They should be tarred and feathered for what they have done to Fiji, and never allowed back into power.
The time I am now having to spend skimming over the pages of Fiji Times for some genuine news has been less than halved, as I completely ignore the crap from Cherieann Wilson – a desperate attempt by Motibhais to prop up Rabuka and provide a diversion for his growing blunders, inconsistencies and lack of any vision for Fiji. What a pathetic lament, which unsurprisingly makes it to the headlines.
Then there are the letters from the likes of Rajesh Lingam, who is still desperately trying to be noticed through his recycled rubbish; Colin Deoki’s pontifications and now a Rakesh Sharma who has nothing of substance to offer.
I am now debating if a subscription to the Fiji Sun may be a better bet.
Rakesh Lingam still writing shite, is he! lol.
He has nothing of substance but the same BS.
Don’t worry about her GD. Did you see the opening of Parliament. The President nearly fell over from the weight of the sword and medals on his chest. Or maybe the weight of remorse having led the takeover of an army barrack.
Could you also invesitage the medals pinned like his kai Siti.
Didn’t know he was awarded so many medals in his short tenure as President.
It personally gave me satisfaction to see him painfully walking into parliament. He was supported by at least 4 staff. Karma is walking closely with them
And the surprise of today was a post from Suva’s material sales lady influencer complaining about the time it has taken for CWMH to provide dad’s chest biopsy results by the urology department and appointment being postponed.
It demonstrates everything wrong with these celebrities in fiji….using their influence to brainwash people while making money. However when the problems become personal or come to their door then there is a crying foul.
Rabuka’s material girl.
Most useless influencer I have ever seen.
Fijians get sold on anything.
Can’t beat the Bulagirl Kristeen.
She thinks she lives in Iceland when she visits Fiji. There is something terribly wrong with that husband and wife. The way the guy controls that woman is worrying and the way they treat ordinary Fijians is beyond a decent human. They like to give and make it a show.
Fiji influencers. Kaila.
That lot are modern day jihadis…Fiji style. Look at their semi-rural compound and the mob who live at the same property in Western Sydney.
She’s busy with a new production.
GD just read tomorrow’s page 1 headline news in The Fiji Times by your favorite reporter. You’ll choke on your cereal once again😅.
Thanks for the heads up. I can hardly wait.
The stupid woman knows should she pursue Victor or Alex that those who know the truth about her will spill the truth about her !
Lynda is quiet but she is the one giving Rabuka advice ! Don’t believe anything else you hear that says otherwise . For instance Rabuka now knows Siromi Turaga no longer trusts him. Siromi is from Kubuna. He is well liked in Kubuna. More than Manoa ever will.
At one stage Rabuka thought Lynda could deliver the electorate to him ! No chance ! Lynda is now a liability that will cost PAP the elections next year !
Moce Rabuka. No matter your attempt at rigging the elections next year – God won’t allow you that freedom ! The people of Fiji will be free from your racism.
My goodness, Rabuka’s picture made my dog recoil in fear. The only thing missing was a horn on his forehead.