The Queen of Tarts is in a terrible bind as she tries to explain why she has made a formal apology to the government as part of her campaign to weasel her way back into the affections of her Prime Minister and party and return to the Coalition ministry. Because even the dumbest Fijian knows that you don't apologise for anything if you've done … [Read more...] about # LYNDA TABUYA’S ADMISSION OF GUILT FOR THE DRUGS AND SEX IN ROOM 233 AND MAKING PORN
# FATHER TIME IS TICKING ON THE MAN WITH THE GOLD ROLEX
Alone of the political parties and the media, Mahendra Chaudhry's Fiji Labour Party is demanding answers about the circumstances of the Prime Minister, Sitiveni Rabuka, sporting a $150,000 solid gold Rolex watch and signing his signature with a $1600 gold-coated Montblanc fountain pen. In doing so, Chaudhry has again established himself as the … [Read more...] about # FATHER TIME IS TICKING ON THE MAN WITH THE GOLD ROLEX
# DIALOGUE FIJI: THE GOVT’S BILL TO CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION ANTI-DEMOCRATIC AND A THREAT TO THE MINORITIES
Dialogue Fiji and its head, Nilesh Lal, have thrown a big spanner into the Coalition government's blueprint to change the 2013 Constitution with a statement criticising its plan to remove the requirement for a referendum of voters and rely solely on a vote in Parliament to push through its agenda. It is clear that however much the Prime … [Read more...] about # DIALOGUE FIJI: THE GOVT’S BILL TO CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION ANTI-DEMOCRATIC AND A THREAT TO THE MINORITIES
# MR MAGOO’S BILL TO CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION IS UNLAWFUL, EVEN IF THE COALITION CAN GET THE NUMBERS IN PARLIAMENT
Much of the legal profession is in shock at the Bill introduced in the parliament on Wednesday night by the Attorney General, Graham Leung, to alter the 2013 Constitution. It isn't just the shoddy drafting, including a numbering mistake in the margin. The entire document is illegal. That's right, folks. Unlawful. Why? Because it takes the supreme … [Read more...] about # MR MAGOO’S BILL TO CHANGE THE CONSTITUTION IS UNLAWFUL, EVEN IF THE COALITION CAN GET THE NUMBERS IN PARLIAMENT
# MULTIPLE REPORTS THAT LYNDA TABUYA IS TO BE APPOINTED MINISTER FOR INFORMATION (UPDATED FRIDAY AM)
# THE WORLD’S FIRST MINISTER FOR PORN IS SET TO SOON TAKE OFFICE
The Prime Minister signals in a front page story in today's Fiji Sun that the former Minister for Bonking and Weed - who was sin-binned for making a pornographic video - is about to return as a minister in the Coalition government as it prepares to face the Fijian people at the 2026 election. And minister for pornography is naturally the perfect … [Read more...] about # THE WORLD’S FIRST MINISTER FOR PORN IS SET TO SOON TAKE OFFICE